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26-30, M
Single
Bisexual
7591 views · 222 followers
I’m interesting, aren’t I?
About Me
Stories
1000 Stories
Questions
1000 Questions
Comments
10,000 Comments
Days Active
1 Yr Active
Are you an adult who’s still scared if the dark?
I am.
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2 hrs ago
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Miscellaneous
🎵Teenagers scare the living shit out of me🎵
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3 replies
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12 hrs ago
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Here you go
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7 replies
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2 days ago
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Hey Kiddo!
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5 replies
29 views
3 days ago
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
Ah well it was fun, gotta go
See you lot in 6 hours
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4 days ago
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Conflict of interest?
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4 days ago
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Revolutionary crime busting method
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6 replies
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Apr 15, 2019
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Why haven’t I asked for your nudez yet? You’re smokin!
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4 replies
12 views
Apr 14, 2019
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I don’t understand, if our head and body hair is straight....whyvare pubes curly?
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15 views
Apr 14, 2019
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Oh shit, Florida man copped it. I hope Polish Man is ok
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Apr 14, 2019
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I Am Against Animal Cruelty
Increase the penalties for dog fighting rings. Because that cute bastard was not born to kill, it was trained.
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Apr 13, 2019
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If China isn’t globally dominant by 2050 I’d be surprised. They’re buying uo half of Africa and they’re robbing three quarters of Asia...with consent!
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8 views
Apr 13, 2019
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When the condom fails...
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5 replies
60 views
Apr 13, 2019
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*Spoilers for Shazam*
Can you imagine if people start warning Freddy because really why is some overgrown man in tights hanging around a vulnerable young boy? 😹
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Apr 12, 2019
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Movies & TV
She likes me, she likes me not, she likes me, she like-...
...why is she running towards me with an axe?
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10 replies
7 views
Apr 12, 2019
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The Wonders of Science
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3 replies
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Apr 11, 2019
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If you’ve been reading the news, you’ll know all about that deadly super fungus
Am I the only one thinking about these bastards?
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9 replies
28 views
Apr 11, 2019
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Health
Ah hot onion rings🙂
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4 replies
7 views
Apr 10, 2019
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Food
Which is sexier, panties or pantaloons?
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13 replies
15 views
Apr 10, 2019
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I love the calm before the storm and smelling the ozone in the air.
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11 views
Apr 10, 2019
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