I Would Love To Meet A Woman Who Enjoys Getting PiedOr any woman that is willing to try at least one pie.
I Am Desperately Seeking Wam And PieThe more I chat with people about WAM and pie, the more I crave it. I seriously need some pie right about now.
I Love Women Pied In Business SuitesGotta love that, knowing they've been utterly humiliated AND had their suits ruined!
I Love To Pie Women In The Face Who Are Wearing White PantsAlthough it really doesn't matter what they're wearing.
I Have Been Pied In The FaceI have been pied before, but I would like to be pied again sooner than later.
I Have Been Pied In The FaceGetting pied in the face is such a rush. Everyone should experience it at least once, but preferably multiple times.
I Would Like to Be PiedI'm growing weary of these self pies. I want someone to pie me, not just once, but often.