I just impatiently pointed out directions to a blind woman. How’s your morning so far?No I obviously could not tell she was blind 😔
Women are mind ninjasI’m just drinking my smoothie peacefully and she dramatically vanishes to change from one pair of plain grey sweats to a nearly identical pair that says “boys lie” and suddenly i’m questioning reality. 💀
Why are so many high functioning happy people drawn to the sad ones whose lives are a mess?You’d think opposites attract wouldn’t be a thing in that case
Anyone have a betta fish?help. give me tips. i did not plan on adopting a son today but he’s ugly and looked sad
I give myself whiplashSometimes SW helps to remind me why I can’t let myself actively use other social media. I would ruin my image in like a day.
do you ever feel like your life source is never replenished and you’re just watching it get lower and lower?
Adulthood: When a high credit score is sexier than a lot of thingsand don’t get me started on financial planning and taxes 😏
Ever had a stranger repeatedly come back to your place of work just to see you?Just got a text from my coworker that i’m being looked for. It’s the same person like once a week now for a couple months. Yikes.
Ever grab the wrong utensil and you just angrily use it for 20 minutes instead of making the 30 second trip to the kitchen?Same
Do you have someone in your life that you text whenever you think you’re dying of a rare webmd ailment who tells you no, you’re not dying?tell me i’m normal
Why do women always add how much it cost when showing you the clothes they bought?I’ll always fake enthusiasm but I don’t get it