Don't you know that at the time of the shreckoning, the mighty Ogrelord will return to punish those who do not preserve their layers?It's not ogre, it's never ogre...better shreck yourself before you wreck yourself fool.
How should I go about asking my wife to eat jam out of our neighbor Janet's knee crease?That would be so hot
These are the sort of people who elected Donald Trumphttps://similarworlds.com/5335750-I-Like-To-Talk-About-Brother-And-Sister-Incest/1159670-Its-been-way-too-long-since-our-last-encounter-and
If one were to be beaten with a bag full of cats, do you think it'd be more painful for the cats or for the person being beaten with them?
I'm making a movie about a mentally retarded kid who touches the hearts of all he meets. I'm calling it "Special Eddy". Will you watch it?
I've been stealing spoons out of this one lady's house for months now. She probably thinks she's going mad XD
Should fat shaming become socially acceptable, in the same way as smoker shaming?I mean if it became okay to call em tubby tubbs, fatty mcshakems, or kanklequakes, maybe it would eventually fix the problem?
Snort cocaine from a morbidly obese person's belly pot-hole (belly button), or take a bite out of a urinal cake?
Is it normal to want to squeeze the living shit out of cute things like puppies and kittens?When I see something that's really cute I get the urge to hug it....hard.