This is gonna be a rough 9 monthsMy Girl woke me up at 2am telling me she wants lasagna and she can't sleep until she gets it. Dude she was legit crying. She got me effed up
Do you smoke? [I Am a Non-smoker]I haven't done it since I was 17 when my mom roasted me when she found out. I just recently, 5 minutes ago drove to the corner store to get a cigarette. I'm just feeling a bit stressed and need to distract myself a while
Why is this happening?Just when I'm finally taking the steps to plan my escape route and get outta here, I get a slap in the face with the "I'm pregnant" line. I was so pissed I told her I didn't believe her so she got all mad and took 5 pregnancy tests and showed me....See More »
She said she wants me to hit up the kitchen today [I Hate Cooking]Here laying in bed trying to think of a million excuses to get out it
What could POSSIBLY be going through that head of yours? [I Am Against Child Abuse]Just WHAT are you seeing in underaged girls that a grown ass woman can't give you?? I'm baffled here! How can a GROWN MAN date a little baby girl? What in the heck??
Oh man!! my lady's parents are flying in tomorrow [I Hate My Inlaws]I can't with their judgmental looks and hate talk. Her dad hates every single bone in my body
What's up with these strange users adding you and you don't know who the heck they are?No prior interactions? Bruuhhh atraight up that's some weird ass stuff right there
Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonightGetting kicked out of my bed for this has really annoyed me.
What did I do wrong?So my lady is giving me the silent treatment because we're grocery shopping and I walk to a different isle to get something. This woman compliments me on my outfit and I smiled and said "thanks, I like your shoes " She's LEGITIMATELY pissed off at...See More »