I may have dressed a little too skimpy going out just nowI’m wearing a very small crop top and short shorts. Just left without really thinking about it, but when I was actually in the store, I was feeling a tad underdressed, lol. May as well have gone out in a bikini. 😅
That woman at the counter was TALL! 😮Even taller than my sister who’s 5’11”, so she had to have been just over 6 feet, at least! I’m willing to bet she’s Scandinavian. She had the blonde hair and light eyes and everything. Those people are always frickin’ titans.
I miss my wife 😞She’s not going to be happy with how much I’ve been drinking in her absence when she gets back. I guess I’m just not as strong as I should be. Especially when it comes to her being gone.
Me: “You’re awful friendly for a super mutant.”Him: “Keep talking like that and I won’t be so friendly, human. Plenty of super mutants are just as rational and intelligent as any human. As for those that aren’t, well, they didn’t get a choice in the matter, did they?” Me: “Sorry! Didn’t mean any...See More »
How am I younger than my sister, yet already have grey strands and she doesn’t have a single grey hair at all?All I can say is, in her defense, her mental health is far better than mine.
My neighbors don’t keep track of their dogsBefore, I have heard their dogs barking around with them yelling at them, but it’s sounding like it’s becoming a problem. In our housing complex, all dogs are supposed to be kept on a leash anyway, but I’m honestly not too concerned about that rule,...See More »
I wonder why Brandon DiCamillo was never made a full Jackass member?I was watching the original series and he appears in quite a lot of skits! More so than any other recurring members like Raab Himself and Manny Puig.
Intoxicated vs. inebriatedI mainly use the latter term without thinking since I’m an alcoholic. But apparently, that’s more accurate for when one is under the influence of alcohol, whereas being intoxicated can refer to being drunk on booze, but it’s more of a broad term...See More »
Somehow, a yellowjacket got in my house 😨Scared the hell out of me! I was able to shoo it outside, thankfully. But how in the hell do these things get in peoples homes like that?!
It’s so tempting to get a pizza with whole garlic cloves on itBut it always makes my breath smell terrible the next morning, even when I brush and floss the night before! As delicious as it is, I’m not sure it’s worth how rancid my mouth is the following day.
Lol, this idiot who messaged me todayFor my message introduction, I state I will publicly ridicule you if you leave me creepy messages, so this genius tells me this: (Quote) Then why the hell did you message me, you retard? 😂 Such an idiotic move deserves to be made fun of. His...See More »
I’m so low on energy todayI’m glad I don’t have to work today, but I planned on driving somewhere to run some errands. I could barely make a trip to the nearby store. I’m so tired. 😩