Today my dance teacher told us that a compelling performance requires a lot of fancy footwork. So I said, "More like a lot of bouncy buttwork."
Do you ever just want to say, "Dude, who are you to say that my spiritual truth is any less valid than yours?" [Spirituality & Religion]
Life hack: Smell what's on the TV by spraying some Axe Bodyspray into the air whenever a commercial for it comes on.