Just a hip young dude... gifted with great, rectitude... he took the midnight train goin' aaanyywheeeere...
Today I walked past a coffee shop and they had a sign that said "I like big cups and I cannot lie." So I said, "Big cups? More like big butts."
What's your favorite song by Hanson? Mine is MmmButt.Mmmbutt, a butt, butt butt mmmbutt, yeah yeah yeah mmmbutt, a butt, butt butt mmm, yeah ee yeah
Yesterday my geography teacher said our exam will be adminisered by a proctor. So I said, "More like a proctologist."
Today I was at the grocery store and the cashier asked me if I like macadamia nuts. So I said, "More like macadamia butts."