Today my music teacher asked us if anyone in the class is a tromboner. So I said, "More like a trombutt seck."
Mobile payment apps? Even I don't want to use those, homie!http://www.marketwatch.com/story/even-young-hip-americans-dont-want-to-use-mobile-payment-apps-2017-04-24?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo
If there's a world record of how many times one can say 'butt' in a single day, I'm pretty sure I just broke it.
Yesterday I helped an old lady to cross the street, and she called me a young buck. So I said, "More like a young butt."
Does God have only one form? Or is He the Father, the Son, and the Holy Butt? [Spirituality & Religion]
Do you remember that episode of Ally McBeal where Bon Jovi was a carpenter and she sniffed his butt?That's why I always apply extra Axe Bodyspray on my butt.