Tonight I went to The Olive Garden with my family and the waiter asked us if we'd like to try the Fettuccini Alfredo.So I said, "More like the Buttuccini Alfredo."
Today I was looking at a map of Texas and I saw a city called Lubbock. So I said, "Lubbock? More like Buttock."
Today somebody suggested that I should take mood stabilizers. So I said, "More like butt stabilizers."