If you can't find enlightenment during butt secks, then when do you expect to find it? [Spirituality & Religion]#AhaMoments
My people cannot go on like this any longer. They are a highly spiritual people and they need butt secks. [Spirituality & Religion]
How do you initiate communication with the locals when you're hangin' in an unfamiliar part of town?I usually say, "Yo, do you peeps know where a fella can score some Axe Bodyspray around here?" It both gives them an opportunity to feel good about themselves by helping me, and lets them know that I'm cool.
Today my science teacher was talking about something called the Bohr frequency.So I said, "More like the butt frequency."
Are you familiar with the legend of Incogneato?Well I can tell you firsthand the legend's true. Incogneato was a mysterious, intrepid, heroic cyber-detective who rescued me from cyber-terrorists on the last day of EP right before he rode off into the sunset in his Buttmobile. I sometimes wonder...See More »
Since when is butt secks "my" thing? Isn't pretty much everyone on here bonkers for butt secks? Poll (13) See Poll Options
Silly heathen scientists, thinking they can unlock the mysteries of the cosmos with math and stuff.When they seek to understand things without acknowledging God, it's no wonder they still don't have it all figured it out. I, on the other hand, through my theological deductions, have concluded with absolute certainty that the universe is shaped...See More »