Some people say the Sun and the Moon are quite far away from us but this is not true. Science is divided about the distancebut most believe the moon and the Sun are the same size as each other (this explains lunar and solar eclipses) and that both are around 500 miles away. These same scientists (mostly from the discipline of creation science) have proven that neither...See More »
I have just invented an invention that will turn the toilet and breakfast industries on their heads, big pharma don't want you to know thisbut my new 'toilfast o matic' Will change your life. It consists of a swing out table which sits on top of your lap while you are sitting on the toilet in the morning. On the table you can place a selection of breakfast foods to eat while carrying...See More »
Recycling tips, never throw our old and worn toilet brushes. Simply cut the handle off and give them a new life as potato scrubbers.
Creation or Coincidence. If everything just happened how could we be so lucky? Contained within the firmament (the cover of the Earth)We have the Sun and the moon. The Sun is exactly 500 miles away and gives us heat, it does this because it is made of coal (carbon) and it burns and gives its glow to keep us warm. The moon is 250 miles away and gives us light at night time, the...See More »
Tonight we learned a lesson, when respected creation scientists post proof that the Earth is 6000 years old and flat NASA close thepictures down.
Anyone else having problems with SW? Seems to me NASA, the Illuminati and the Soviet Union have read my young Earth proof andare attempting to shut down the internet in case everyone finds out. The Earth is 6000 years old and flat, follow the science and don't listen....Oh no, they are gaining on me and closing all the pictures down..... Oh no! they have caught up with...See More »
I was having trouble swallowing so I went to the nurse and she told me to masticate for longer, well I was taken abackis that all the younger generation think about these days?
Some so called mainstream scientists think they are more intelligent than creation scientists but they are suffering from Freddy Kruger syndromeThey say the Earth is millions of years old and they can prove it through 'carbolic dating.' So they can prove it using soap eh? Creation science uses facts to prove the age of the Earth. Clearly the Earth is 6000 years old because if it was 12000...See More »
Female leaders in battle were to be feared, Ellen of Troy, the 'face that launched a thousand shrimps' and inventedthe Trojan horse which was made of wood as she could not afford a real one but but still managed to defeat Napoleon Bonacorde at the battle of Hastings while riding on its back. It did not end well as she ended up being hung from the guillotine....See More »
Many people who scoff at the flat Earth ask, 'why hasn't anyone fallen off the edge?' Well the answer is staring us straight in the faceAntarctica is not what is seems, it is an ice wall that surrounds the flat Earth. It may shock you to know that it is defended by NASA and the Illuminati, that is why nobody is allowed to go down there. The Ice wall does have a hole in it but this...See More »
Is the Earth flat? Well, science is divided on the matter but think about this...If the Earth were a spinning globesurely all you would have to do to travel from one place to the other would be to jump into the air. As the Earth is apparently spinning at 1000 miles per hour you would have easily covered about a mile by the time you land again. Food for thought...See More »
Heathens beware, the end is near and you will be led like lamps to the slaughter. There will be the sound of crumpets, much gnashing of teatsand the 4 Norsemen of the acropolis roam the Earth. I predict this will happen in 1987...bugger, no that was wrong I was following the wrong profit at the time but there was free coffee and doughnuts. Sorry, forget everything I just said...I just...See More »
Creation or coincidence...Did the dinosaurs really exist or was this just a ploy by the Illuminati, NASA and the British Royal Family to fool us intothinking that they did to prove 'evolution'. Well, let me play 'pigeon in the middle' or the 'Devilled Apricot' if you will. Although science is divided on the matter dinosaurs certainly did exist, these beasts were created to prepare the Earth for...See More »
Police State UK. WOKE gone mad. It is now illegal for a man to go to the swimming pool in a single piece costume.I was shocked and stunned. Indeed, whilst swimming merrily with the mixed over 40's group at the local swimming baths I was aghast to find myself being whistled at by the life guard and forcibly being removed from the pool. I was astonished to find...See More »
OM bloody G...My mother has just caught crabs.Not sure what to do... Should never bought her that lobster pot, she wants to cook them with butter but I do not like seafood.
Is the Earth flat? Science is divided on the matter but let me play the 'devils apricot', (this means I will see the side of the bad one).Well, let me explain. Dr Mike deGrasse Tyson has recently admitted that the Earth is not round, indeed he said that we have had this wrong and the World was in fact a 'oblong spermicidal haemorrhoid' which (as any scientist will tell you) is 'pear...See More »
Police state UK. Now, apparently it is a custodial crime to feed the pigeons in Trafalgar Square (London).Indeed, I was innocently walking through the great expanse of Trafalgar Square and merrily conversing with the people gathered there, I also gave a poorly looking pigeon a crisp from my hearty bag of cheese and onion delicacy. All of a sudden I was...See More »
Well, it looks like the 'scientific community' have finally accepted that the Moon is a 'satellite' and not another planet. Looks like 1/0 for thecreation science community. 1/0 to us Richard Hawkins. We know that all satellites are man made and this is their (these 'scientists' from Oxford and Harvard) confirmation that the moon is man made and, clearly is inhabited by shape shifting...See More »
Women eh! Can't live with them, can't live without them. My wife bought a new dress and asked me what I thought, she said shewanted me to tell the truth and be honest. Well, I said that stripes did not look good on her because of her big, huge fat arse and that, to be honest she was way, way to old to be wearing a dress like that. I thought she would be pleased that I...See More »
When Professor Ken Ham began his 'Ark Encounter' many people laughed at him...Yet, three years later, using only basictools and only with the help of his family he completed the project. When he did this he proved to the World that there was a flood and an Ark. A lot of atheists ate their hats that day, nobody is laughing at him now.
Pseudo Science Vs Creation Science. I have invited Prof Richard Hawkins to a debate where we can discuss the 6000 year old worldand why it is true that people used to live to 600 years old during the time of the dinosaurs. This was 4 months ago and I have had nary an answer from this 'scientist'. What is he so scared of? 1/0 Creation science. Prof H Peabody. Chair of...See More »
History is great. Mary Anne Tunnette, (the face that launched a 1000 ships) cared for the poor people of France. The poor people were called'the Pheasants'. However, her reign was a tragic one. When the Germans invaded in 1756 the Pheasants turned against the Queen and stormed the Winter Palace. They asked for bread but there was none so Mary said 'let them eat steak' and set up a BBQ...See More »
Police State UK...I was arrested for eating a bag of crisps whilst walking along the pavement.Indeed, not long ago I was minding my own business when I found myself surrounded by police men and women...well, not quite surrounded as there were only two of them. They were questioning me about my crisps and then hauled me into the back of a...See More »