How do you avoid being tazered?Were scooba gear at all times. Get supper springy flippers so you can sprint super fast. Paint your face black and hide in the bushes. Urban ninja.
CheeeEESSE BURGER! NOMNOMNOMNOM ๐คExcuse me officer for i have sinned. I did not have mudflaps installed on my truck at the time of your arrival. My court have mercy on my wallet.
Huh? Whaaah? Hmmm?๐คThis right here, we have the number the we call 10 What comes next when placed in decending order is 9 The third number in this line should be 8 7 a number thats lonley in math Coming to the median here is 6 The middle number is now 5 The next...See More ยป
Heres a challenge for an artist.Draw a portrait. But the main scene is the reflection of what they are looking at in their eyes
Stories paint images in your mind songs paint it on your heart so you feel it.Boom figured it out! Now i have xray vision BOOYAHH
I think squirrels would be great electriciansThey could just grab a cable and run through the wall. We are too big and have to blindly fish it through. What if they had the intelligence to connect the cable on the other side?
Does boston pizza actually come from botson? Do people in Philadelphia actually eat cheesesteak? How do you say croissant?
We live in a free country.As long as you do what the government says and give out all your personal information. And if you dont they will find you and charge you alot of money. If you argue or dont have the money you get thrown in a box until someone from your family can pay...See More ยป
๐i have the opportunity to live with an old lady i met off the internet once. How should i feel about that.I volunteered to help paint a wall, fix a little garden fence and put up some shelves. I haven't been able to come by in a while so she offered i just sleep at her house on an air mattess so i can get more work done.๐ค
๐๐๐Im sooo happy. Im just extatic with joy. My life is so perfect.๐๐๐Im doin so great right now. Things are so swell. Look at me doing good. Great. Good was did. Ha.
If you had to be in a room with 1000 people and noone gets any make up or fancy clothes, how would you react?
I dont feel like i dont think fight this anymore.I feel like ik actually suffocating under the weight of my own life. But i dont have a choice. I just cant do this anymore. I need change. He broke my mind. How can i escape this.
Dealing with anxiety attacks when your completely alone..Wow that takes some discipline. When you feel like your mind is literally eating itself with thoughts and the stress is so intense you feel like your about to have a heart attack and you have noone to talk to. You could scream as loud as you want and...See More ยป