I Yell At the Television Like Its a Real PersonHow some people get the money together to build a house on Grand Designs, is beyond me. Their stupidity in the organising or lack of organisation and pre-planning and research of such building projects is staggering sometimes.
I Think It Is Hard Being The OldestAlthough I am the eldest of my brothers I am not treated that way. I have always been small and weedy while my three brothers have always been tall and strong. I have never been the leader, younger brother was put in charge of me and I feel he still...See More »
I Wish Stupid People Would Stop BreedingI hate people that walk along in front of me and then stop dead. Damn irritating! Then I walk into them and they wonder why it happened.
I Love To Play Hide And SeekThere were some roadworks near our house when I was little. My brothers and I hid in one of their ditches when my stepmother called for us. It was a good hiding place, she was looking ages.
I Love To Play Hide And SeekWhen I was 12 I held the crown of best hider in the family. My edge was due to being the smallest. I was smaller even than my younger brothers. One night I was due to go in the bath with my brother and my stepmum was busy making my brother tidy our...See More »
I Leave The Door Open When I Take A BathWhen I was little the bathroom door was left open while my step mum washed us. She knelt on the floor and her feet would stick out the door.
I Remember Physical Education In Vest And Pants [I Hated Physical Education Class]When I was 11 or 12 I forgot my PE kit in school and had to do indoor games in my underwear. I pleaded to be let off but I wasn't. I stripped down to my briefs which had the cartoon Fireman Sam on them. From that PE lesson onwards, for a few weeks, I...See More »
I Am ShortWhen I was 14 or so, my younger brothers (13, 12, 11), my friend Tomasz (9) and I were taken to a fayre with lots of rides and amusments. There were several rides I couldn't go on because I was too small. However my younger brothers could because...See More »
Sam is the hero next doorWhen I was 11 or 12 I forgot my PE kit in school and had to do indoor games in my underwear. I pleaded to be let off but I wasn't. I stripped down to my briefs which had the cartoon Fireman Sam on them. From that PE lesson onwards, for a few weeks, I...See More »
I Wear Mismatched SocksWhen I was little, my friend Tomasz and I noticed each other's socks while in the park. We both liked each other's and wanted to swap, but we knew our mum's would get mad if we did. So we decided to swap one sock each, that way they would only be...See More »
I Remember My First TattooIt wasn't a real tattoo, it was a transfer. But I remember liking it. It was one of the Ninja Turtles and I put it on my arm. My friend Tomasz and I both got them and loved them, however he thought it would be funny to put one on his bum cheek. Every...See More »