Ever pass gas that smelled so bad your dog moved away to give you worried looks from a safe distance? 🤣🐶
Oh no! Doom and horror! The mild malady my GF brought me home from Vegas has mutated into the dreaded and nearly always fatal… Man Flu 😱 This could be it, guys. This could be the one that takes me out 😷 On the other hand, I do still feel like Korean bbq for lunch… 😅
Welp, at least I now know why I kept waking up last night, and why in the small hours it started to feel parched near the back of the roof of my mouthI’m coming down with something or another…my GF had a nasty tore up throat and a fever last week in Vegas, and I don’t think she was quite done with it before she got back and we kissed. Le Sigh. Oh well. Life, right? 😷
All my dreams last night were about not being able to sleep, and they all woke me up 😂😫🥱I even had one about YouTube’s Beau of the Fifth Column who made a video saying “So today we’re going to talk about Zaphod, and sleep, and getting enough of it. Zaphod, get some sleep. Thats it. Just quit waking up, and get some sleep.” And then I...See More »
Anyone know if Fallout 4 creation skins still cause the 0kb glitch on either PS5 or PC? Has this been fixed yet?
Ugh! I forgot what a pain in the keister it is getting a new laptop set up 🤦♂️Been downloading and updating this that and the other for hours now 😵💫 And then, just when I think it’s all finally done, a window pops up like a bad late night commercial But wait! There’s more! 😂😢
WooHoo! Taxes filed! Between federal and state I’m only -$13 this year 😅Best of all, it turns out a life insurance payout isn’t a taxable item…whew! 😂
Credit where credit is due; Trump has done the seemingly impossible. He’s made us look forward to April 15th 😂
I got a wonderful email the other day from someone I haven’t seen in a long time, inviting me to catch up with them over a meal!It was from Uber Eats 😂
Fallout limited edition coffee for sale. Erm, no.Limited edition almost always means expensive. Either you buy it and never drink it, or you spend a lot of money on a coffee you don’t like, or (and possibly worst) you really like it and can never get it again. So, no. Love the games, looking...See More »
If someone cut your arm off and beat you to death with it, would you go to hell for having technically died by your own hand? 🤔
So how many conspiracy theories came to pass during the eclipse?Was the Statue of Liberty blown up? Is the Golden Gate Bridge still standing? Were Israel or Gaza nuked? Martial law declared anywhere? Is all milk now chocolate? Anything? 🤔😂
Have you ever had one of those bizarre moments that make you reevaluate things?So the other week I was in a fairly dark place. Like dark. Very dark. Not actively planning to do anything, but dark enough to actively make plans for it. But, life had to go on, so I was still dragging myself through the motions of work and life...See More »
I feel like Meat Loaf not coming out with a line of low calorie beer was a lost opportunity.He could have called it Paradise by the Dashboard, Lite. I’ll show myself out 😂
Received and deposited a $28,000 check today. So naturally the first thing I got was a cabinet full of my dog’s favorite treats 😂
You Guys! Guys, guys!!! I’ve just figured out something life altering!!!Since ghosts don’t fall through floors, all you have to do is make your walls out of flooring to keep your house ghost free! 🤯 You’re welcome ☺️
My dreams are getting very vivid and very realistic…This morning I woke up wondering where my pet three toed sloth was, why Siouri the Indian psychic wasn’t still massaging my palm, and when my GF and my high school exGF were getting back with the pizza 😅
Fun fact: No one knows how many sheep there are in the world.Many attempts have been made to count them, but the people counting always fall asleep on the job 🤷♂️
Does anyone have Bill Gates’ phone number?I think the battery on my 5G tracking chip needs changing...I’m getting lost more often again 🥺
If you drive down the freeway with your blinker going for miles,Just know that you are the exact reason I no longer make any special efforts to let people merge 🙄