I'm thinking of playing a prank on my buddy Paulwho likes to take long motorcycle road trips... Well, I'm thinking of putting rogaine in his helmet. What are the chances that he grows hair by the end of his road trip? You think that he would get confused by these turn of events? 🤷♂️
I had a weird dream last nightLet me preface this by saying that I am very skeptical of any tangible conscious involvement with anything from the afterlife. So, in my dream I had this ghost of a faceless little boy following me around just sabotaging all these people that I was...See More »
So, I heard about this service being offeredTo married fellas with kids. They can hire this troupe of uniformed police impersonators to barge into their house and cuff him infront of his wife. Haul him off. Options will then include anything specifically specified by the purchaser...could...See More »
This week might be the startOf the public acknowledgement of the global recession that we have so conveniently been ignoring. By that forecast, an eventual rug pull....sometime between now and the start of the first quarter in 2024 will more than likely happen. I'm very...See More »
Hypothetical questionWould you accept a deal today that guarantees you a $65000 profit Or Wait it out and possibly get anywhere from no profit to over $1,000,000? Which would you choose and why?
Starting this Friday and running through the weekendThere will be congressional hearings over the disclosure of UFO evidence. Nine hundred government whistleblowers have been documented. https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/ @Chernobylplaygrounds
For those out there with any interest in investingI started a small and modest position in a stock with the ticker CLRO not only is it giving a great special dividend, it projects to increase in share price over the next year.
For anyone interested in my trading activityI sold mostly out of MO (although, I may slowly buy back in) used those funds to build a bigger position in FSK plus, for good measure I added a little PXD boom, how you doin this Friday
I'm impressed by people who know the difference between bread and shoesthere is few and far between 🤷♂️ just saying I'll be off soon, having green tea...my favorite color!
Hindenburg Research is attacking Carl IcahnGood or bad in intent, they are openly shorting him after quasi successfully initiating a similar attack a few months ago with Gautam Adani. 32 million shares traded in two days on a stock that regularly trades no more than 800K in a day. If...See More »
For my fellow investors out thereI know that the media wants us to yield to this impending and ongoing recession, by default cutting back on our spending and what not...which would include stock purchases of course...but, I still find the will and gumption to proceed with my plan....See More »
Where's H R?I have a complaint. A few of my female coworkers congregated around me and started talking about Brazilian waxes amongst themselves. I mean, great for them and all...I'm sure they all look fantastic (I work with attractive and fit women). But, I...See More »
Arthur just told me that he wants to be in a cowboy movieI asked him what kind of cowboy 🤠 He said a troublemaking cowboy with a colt 45
I almost never watch anything on the tellie unless it's sportsBut, I've found a recent guilty pleasure. A ten part series called Beef. Anybody seen it? I find it a fascinating study on human behavior. Also, it's funny and a bit uncomforting to witness compounding bad decisions by the two main characters who...See More »
OK confession time FolksWho is a catfish here, please raise your hand. No need to worry, you will not be reprimanded in any way. No hard feelings...at all. OK?
Regardless of whether it is a brownie or just plain ole chocolate pudding....I need to recognize the Awesomeness of our beloved Aunt ChernyShe brings countless smiles and abundant laughs to each and every one of us willing to read and think out her brilliance. Thank you Cherny for making my day a little less mundane
So my coworker made a commentThat she would be willing to sell her kidney. So, I looked it up...a kidney can be bought/sold for $262,000 Hhhmmmm