I don't like Mondays I did not know until today that the Boomtown Rats song I Don't Like Mondays was inspired by a school shooting in San Diego in 1979. A 16-year-old girl, Brenda Spencer, who lived in a house across the street from the school, was convicted of the...See More »
Blood and alcoholThe smell of blood mixed with the smell of rubbing alcohol smells both smokey and metallic at the same time. Weird.
Closing out a YouTube videoOn a YouTube channel I watch, the guy usually closes his videos with, "As always, bye for now." It just strikes me as being a weird sentence, but I can't quite put my finger on what's wrong with it.
Weird dreamI had a weird dream about a child born without teeth, and I was somehow involved with creating a tiny set of dentures. Apparently, it's a condition called anodontia.
Important tipIf you're having an extended telephone conversation containing sensitive financial information, perhaps a) walking around in the hallway outside stranger's offices and b) having your phone on speaker may not be the best strategy. I'm just saying.
So, being too sick to go to workdoesn't mean that you're too sick to work around the house. Like lugging a quarter ton of gravel around. And peeling up grass from one part of the yard to transplant it to another part. I'd have been better off just going to work.
LasagnaaaaI just heard someone unironically pronounce the word lasagna as luh-ZAG-nuh. Have you ever heard someone do that before?