this might be a problem.....How did he install a sheet of siding upside down? Ok we have two options... Rebuild the rest of the house upside down, or just burn this entire building to the ground. I'm choosing option b.
that moment when you finally get a popcorn piece unwedged from your teeth.God that feel as good as an orgasm
I got one rule.You can't complain about my work till I'm finished... Now go back inside and stop asking questions like you know a damn thing. Pshh
omfg! dudes dudes! this wedding last night went so hard they broke the dance floor. holy shit I've nv seen this
I just found out you can buy living butterflies in little tiny boxes that you can open and let them fly away.I'm stuck between thinking it's a really cool idea, and thinking it's insect cruelty.
I feel like McDonald's drive through slams the door on me Everytime i pay. I think it's kinda rude and uninviting. I hate that little window
one thing they nv tell you about working with siding:You know how when you walk into a dark room, you can't make it out and have to wait for your eyes to adjust? Working with white paint and siding can cause the same thing... Only, instead of a room, you turn your head and everything is that way....See More »
I love to drive.I love riding into a storm. You reach the height of a road, and the view ahead is dark as night, but just behind you is blue skies. Idk why. It's like I'm riding into battle or something... I'm wierd... Shut up
are all stoners good cooks?I mean, you know they get the munchies... They spend their money on pot, so they don't have a lot to buy groceries... I imagine they are often finding creative ways to make things from what they have laying around
I say we should have wars randomly waged between different countries.Like a sport. Kinda like laser tag, but full blown military combat style. Just think of the advertising revenue, and how much more willing countries would be to invest in military technology.
I was not only attacked by stepping on a bubble bee hive today, butThose little flying f-ers chased me down. Them lil fuzzy fat guys can move fast.
them: do you even lift?Me: no I get paid to do manual labor. Y'all just like to throw your money away.
why do we only talk about how girls just wanna have fun?First: guys want to have fun as well. Second: girls want to do more then just have fun. They have goals too.
day 14 of pretending to be a pizza delivery guyAnd you know what I noticed... The cops don't care if you are speeding if you have a dominoes logo on your car.... Let's go 50 in a 25.. who cares about the kids at play, I'm the one bringing them pizza