Did you name your house `Xanadu` not in reference to the movie `Citizen Kane` but in tribute to the hit single by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich?
Who the smeg is `Windowman` & where`s his sense of humour?He asked `Is your window open` & I answered `no, I`m in a spaceship` & guess what? The silly twonk blocked me. I mean, why? What answer did he expect from a dude called `Dave Lister`?
If I hired a female assassin to shoot Mick Jagger & Keith Richards, would I be killing two stones with one bird?
Question for Christians: Do you believe Jesus will return in the nick of time, to save the world from the horrors of Islam? [Spirituality & Religion]
When will I discover a Q&A site that isn`t overrun with annoying religious Conservative nuts?I`ve only just joined this site after 5 years of putting up with all that smeg on other sites & already I`m seeing it here as well. When will it end?
When you flush a plane toilet, do you ever think that the contents might empty out onto someone`s outdoor barbecue?
Does `Islam` stand for `I slam`? [Spirituality & Religion]Like as in `I slam planes into buildings`, that sort of thing?