Are you a jolly pirate with a jolly pirate nickname?Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He goes up to the desk clerk with three nails and says, Can you put me up for the night?
Whatcha eatinI had some spinach and 3 chicken legs. Poor one legged chicken, pushing a chicken in a wheelchair. I appreciate your sacrifice.
Have you heard about Chester Bennington yetWhat a shock. My heart actually hurts for my ex girlfriend. She loved him so much. She's probably bawling out there somewhere.
Which faction(s) from the movie Divergent would you likely be suited for? Poll (7) See Poll OptionsI would likely find myself factionless or in Erudite. I imagine that, coming from this culture, many would choose Divergent, but think about it in...See More »
What are you watching on TV?I just turned it on. There is this live action Candy Crush game with a dude raising and lowering his daughter on a rope and harness. Wtf lol
What's your alcohol beverage of choice and what's the occasion in general?I'm having some red wine and soda. Mostly I cook with it. Goes good in a pasta sauce. I have a glass on occasion with dinner or if a bit stressed.
What didn't you have for dinner?I was out running errands and I picked up a couple of burritos from Taco Bell. They were supposed to be crunchy fritos burritos, but this is the second time in a row there were no fritos added. Thusly and sadly, my burrito was neither crunchy nor...See More »
Tater tot fans, perfect cook time and temperature?I've been experimenting. Last time was 45 minutes at 425. They came crispy, not burnt, but I feel like I could get them just a bit crispier.
What will you do in 6 minutes?The album I am listening to will end in 6 minutes, at which point I will turn off the puter and do some cooking, cleaning and watch the shows my dvr recorded. Not exciting, but it works for me.
What are you doing? Can you describe it like Hemingway? HahaI'll take a shot. I'm laying in bed, in the dark, besides the electric blue glare of the dvr clock. Ac humming along behind me. Sky has gone from a deep blue of dusk to a slate and chalky black as I've been here texting. Fireworks occasionally...See More »
Why do you suppose that race horses feel the need to piss with such notable urgency?Citing the familiar metaphor about race horse micturaton.
Celebrating the holiday? [Spirituality & Religion]Eid Mubarak to our Muslim friends. Peace be onto you 🙏
What are you doing tonight?Watching The Wall whilst gnawing on this tbone steak seems viscerally apropos.
What's something odd you saw today?Was shopping at Walmart. Saw a shriveled elderly man in one of those riding carts with purple spiky hair. Haha, good for him. Then an elderly man walked by with an old school Spiderman tshirt, probably from the 70's or 80's. Might be worth...See More »
Familiar with Soundgarden or Audioslave? Chris Cornell has died. I've loved his music since I was a teen. This is one of my all time favorite songs. I sang it many times, alone and for friends.
Ever get distracted when typing and get some kind of dyslexia?I was typing perhaps just now and it turned into merphaps. Wtf. Need more coffee.
Have you told the person you care for the most how you feel about them recently?Now say it to them in a Schwarzenegger voice. I love you! C'mon! Love me! Get to da choppa!
Have you lost a very dear friend beforeOne of my oldest and most beloved friends died this morning. Liver cirrhosis. I can't believe the world just goes on. I went to Walmart, now I'm here online. The sun will set and rise and he is gone.
What's a weird PM you got?Some younger dude messaged me to ask if it's weird he massages his sister's feet. Eh.. 🙄
Do you prefer to read or listen to audiobooks? I prefer to read, but I started recording my poetic works due to constant nagging pressure! I mean, due to polite but continuous requests. Ahaha anyways this is my latest. Reviews are going well so far on the sites I publish to. Have a listen if you...See More »
Whatcha doing for dinner tonight?Getting to be about that time where I am. I am thinking mac and cheese with either ham or hot dogs. How about the vegans and pescatarians out there? A veggie smoothie and maybe some nice lake trout?
Ever have one of those days that crotch punches you then hands you a nice flower?Early this morning I rushed to the hospital to be with a beloved friend who fell into a coma and is not expected to live. I held his hand, spoke to him and kissed his coconut head. Came home after a few hours, went to sleep, woke up to be informed I...See More »
Do you wear glasses?I just started, end of last year, but I hardly wore them, just when I had to read at a distance, like watching tv sometimes. Last week or so, I started wearing them all the time. Meh. Not fond of it, but the human is highly adaptable isn't it. Will...See More »
Ever notice it can take a long time for the meaning of something to become clear to youI had that problem with dichotomy. When I was on ep, I was unsure exactly what made someone a troll. Hadn't encountered the term in that context before. I was out walking and I see this cruddy looking van going in and out and around the neighborhood,...See More »