I Am Depressed Because I'm LonelyI wouldn't say depressed, just have a social interaction deficiency...
I Like It When Someone Replies Back To You QuicklyErmahgerd bruh. Thine words arrive later than weekends!
I Experienced Racism70% of my school hated me literally just because of a few soccer matches between our countries... They weren't the brightest of folk.
I Wear a Lot of BlackBlack shirts are the only shirts I can buy that I'm sure I'll wear any time of the day.
I Am Glad People Can't Read My ThoughtsYou'd either end up liking me or getting horrified. There is no middle ground.
I Wonder If There Is Someone Out There Exactly Like MeI'd smash. I mean, if you can get all my bad jokes and references, I'd smash.
I Sometimes Just Dont UnderstandI can't believe social conduct dictates you say, "Hi," to almost everyone you see when you walk by. Sometimes (More like most times), I just don't want to make an awkward situation (as I often do).
I Hate Slow InternetFast internet: Normal person (as normal as I can get, I guess) Slow internet: I hate everything.
I'm Hungry ConstantlyJust ate lunch? Better have desert! It's been a whole hour since I've eaten, I'll get get a snack. This? Oh, it's just something to munch on for a while. Well, dinner's ready! Yay, I'm starving.
I Am Fashionably RetardedWhen in doubt, wear a pair of lazy pants (pretty much anything that would be alright to sleep in).
I Have Bad Hand-writingWhen I write, it's like caligraphy.... gone wrong. My writing is so dang bad, I can't even read it sometimes.
I Put On Headphones And Block Out The WorldWhen there is stupidity spewing from the pie-holes of idiots, my headphones protect my brain cells from committing suicide one by one.
I Want a Lover Who Is Also My Best FriendYou can't be with a girl (or boy, I ain't judging) just for the smash. I'd like to actually enjoy the company of the person I am in a (hypothetical) romantic relationship in.
I Believe a Good Sense of Humor Is ImportantI love a good sense of humor, but 75% of my jokes are terrible.