" You know that chick that used to dance a lot...Every night she'd be on the floor, shakin' what she's got..." Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town
Share a driving tip with us.After passing a vehicle, look in your rear view mirror and wait until you see both of the other vehicles headlights before you merge back in front of them.
" But she came over I lost my nerve...I took her back and made her dessert..." The Offspring - Self Esteem
" Don't know what you're expecting of me...Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes..." Numb - Linkin Park
" Hello darkness my old friend...I've come to talk with you again..." Disturbed - The Sound Of Silence
" A hundred days have made me older...Since the last time that I saw your pretty face..." 3 Doors Down - Here Without You
" I have loved you for a thousand years...I'll love you for a thousand more..." Christina Perri - A Thousand Years
My boss told me he has a proctologist appointment next week...I said, "does your doctor know he will have to remove your head first?"
Do you have an itchy dog?No? Me either. There's an ad to the right here from some pet food company. I don't have a dog, maybe they think I'm a dog, I have been itchy before ๐คทโโ๏ธ