Kittens are hilarious when they try and sneak attacka much older cat and give up at the last minute. Riff just tried this and gave herself a fluffy tail.
I'm enjoying a rare moment of peace.Smudge aka the Queen Of Mean is sleeping deeply in the window so I can enjoy some sneaky cuddles with Riff. That's how it goes at the moment. We get a break from the hissing and yowling, I can reassure Riff that she's loved and cared for. I do this...See More »
When I get madand I get pissed, I grab a pen and I make a list of all the people who won't be missed YOU'VE MADE MY SHIT LIST.
Had to dip into my stash of painkillers owing to a massive headache.Headache gone and feeling really kind of good. Snuggling with the cats under a big blanket and watching Degrassi High on YouTube. Ahhh. 😊
Day Two of Riff the harnessed kitten.First day was a squirmy, hissy and affronted affair. A kitten having a hissy fit is kind of conical if you discount the big feelings. It took a really long time to get the damn thing on her: there's a collar that goes around the neck, which is...See More »
Does anyone remember...the young woman who got some god awful tattoos on her face and tried to sue the tattoo artist claiming that he went freelance when she "fell asleep"? She claimed she just dropped off to sleep whilst being tattooed..Hm.
To whom it may concern.I'm not anti private messages. They can be the beginning of a great online experience. But I won't respond to just "Hi." Put some effort in! Make me want to get to know you! Impress me with your wit, charm and intellect!!
What was the last thing you got away with?That made you think, "I'm not doing that again. " Or, "Whoo hoo!" let's see how long my luck lasts?
I've voluntarily taken myself off the heavy pain meds.We're talking oxycodone and big doses of codeine. The hot/cold flushes have begun in earnest. Body and joint pain. Flu like symptoms. Crawling sensations on the skin. And I know all I can do is wait it out. I don't have anyone to hold a cold...See More »
Sick of being sick? Tired of being tired? Bored of being bored?Join me. We'll raise a People's Army and seize control of the State.
These boots were made for stomping and that's just what they'll do, one of these days they're gonna stomp the shit out of you...
Latest on my four year old nephew:He wants to start a band called The Beachbeatles. I'm impressed that he knows of The Beachboys and The Beatles well enough to incorporate them into his band name.
My Riff is growing up.She's started asserting herself and her independence. Which means a drastic reduction in cuddle time. 😡
I need advice.I'm slowly getting Riff the kitten accustomed to going outside. When I first let her go in the courtyard she made a scramble for freedom and I nearly lost her. So now I carry her in my arms. We sit and enjoy the springtime sun and air. My question is...See More »
My little nephew who's fouris really into music. In particular lyrics. He thinks that the song "We're Not Going To Take It" is about shoplifting. 😁