Have you heard what Trump said?Oh yeah did you see the numbers, errrr uhhhh, I mean the electoral college, errr uhhh, we were not sposed to get errrrrr 270. Everyone said no way. No way. No way. No way to 270. Errr do you think errrr Flynn is guilty? I like him. Would you like a...See More »
Do you like sports jokes?Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?" Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I...See More »
Nice one?Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, "Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear." The hunters go out and return with two bears. So the...See More »
Do you like this one?One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked. "My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied. "That's a really...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesOne day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked. "My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied. "That's a really...See More »
How do you like this Joke?A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading...See More »
Last joke of the night. I am going around the corner to a Jazz bar.......do enjoy the jokeJohn invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only...See More »
So, do you like this one?A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the...See More »
Gotta love kids. Do you like kid jokes?A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah...See More »
Do you like this joke?Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had...See More »
Do you think this is a good blonde joke?A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks....See More »
Do you like blonde jokes? I'm blonde. I love this one....A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can...See More »
My Great Granddad tells this joke.....what do you think?Duck Food... A duck walks into a bar and says "Do you have duck food here?" The bartender says "No" and the duck leaves. The duck comes back the next day and says "Do you have duck food?" The bartender says "No." The duck comes back the next day...See More »
Have you heard this one? Empire State BldgThe Empire State Building... Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building-by the time you fall to the tenth...See More »
Have you heard this Forrest Gump joke?Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven... The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper. Saint Peter says, "Well,...See More »
I get upset when old people poke me at weddings, and say 'Youuuuuuu're next"So, now I do the same thing to them at funerals!!!!!!
Joke: Dave BraggingDave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old...See More »
Joke: An atheist was walking through the woodsAn atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a...See More »
Why be a pessimist and think of Trumps first 100 days?After all, he is trying to forget them himself. And he is trying to spin them as successes. Look at the bright side..... There are only 1362 days until the next Inauguration
Isn't it amazing? Trump is President 100 days already. No nuclear war yet! Yayyyyyy.Isn't it wonderful? Trump may not have been able to fulfill his happy promises, but look at the bright side. He isn't able to pass his terrifying ones either. He did get his Supreme Court pick. But that one really should go,to Mitch McConnell who...See More »
How do you rate Trump's first 99 days?Tomorrow the entire worlds press will be postulating on his 100 days. So, out of the generosity of my heart, I wanted to open it up to we the people, the minions, the deplorable and the plorable. :) How do you think he is doing? I am undecided...See More »
TV show economics. It's how I learned. Otherwise i wasn't allowed tv.When I was younger, I used to love a show called Little House on the Prairie in reruns. In my family tv was like a curse. We had to have a good reason to be allowed to watch it. My Dad decided that the family nature of that show, and the period in...See More »
I tried. I F'ing tried. God knows I tried. To give Ivanka Trump the benefit of the doubt!!!!!!... until this.......Just read Ivanka Trumps merchandise is made in China (no surprise there) but the workers at the factory where the clothes are produced are MADE to work 60 hours a week, and are paid $62 PER WEEK. Ivanka Don't lecture us about women's issues...See More »
Have you guys seen Trumps tax proposal?It's a blatant gift to millionaires and billionaires. He proposes to cut the income, investment, and inheritance taxes of millionaires and billionaires by trillions of dollars. If this passes, it will be the biggest gift to rich voters since George...See More »
What is your opinion of Ivanka Trump?. I've heard everything from Ice Princess to the Brains of the family. She's in a tough spot I think. She didn't ask her father to run. I kind of find it hard to believe she is only interested in it for the money she will get out of it. She is...See More »