Have you ever wonderedIf you are the devil Or if I am the devil Half something Half other thing Two things Two halves Joining the rest Black and white Male and female You and me Me and not me Creation and creator Ultimate maze Of synapses You can never catch...See More »
Here we areYou thought I was A pretty princess Imagining Your fingers around My neck Yet here I am With my hands around Your breath My nails digging Into your skin As they move up slowly To your mouth And I want To own it Will you proceed Nod to say...See More »
So I got hounded by a bunch of 4-6 year old Screaming girls I’m now £50 down after buying them squishies from Japan I should have kept my mouth shut instead of bragging about my ibloom baguette squishy 😒
Desert stormHead bowed As I move towards The ferocious cyclone As I get closer The wind speeds pick up The sand cuts my face It feels deliberate I move forward With a promise Of an illusion, a delusion A mirage To look at, to wonder at Two storms will...See More »
Im considering watching Pet SemataryIt’s on Netflix Why is is spelt with a an S Is it scary has anyone seen it? 😟
Give yourself to meThe morning mist rises Towards the sun A new, warmer beginning It leaves behind The blades of grass The rolling, leafy hills The dew speckled petals There is a warmth pulling it in It’s ok to exist Not together You there Me here Always...See More »
You sir get the award for the most ludicrous questionSupported by the most vague random arguments ever Like The sky over the North Sea must be colder because it’s near the North Pole and there is lots of ice there. Case solved ok You are a detective Wait You are a genius You shall be...See More »
I’m super scared 😟My rabbit is making these mouth movements. They aren’t unusual they are very common. But he did it a lot. Like he was doing it at me at one point like he was trying to tell me something. I’m going to take him for a checkup But when I googled this...See More »
I used to babysit my friends kids long time ago And this song would shut them up Someone reminded me of it earlier And I gotta say I still love it 😍 💃🏻 💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️ While we’re here This song makes me cry 😭
On the 3rd of AprilI’m doing a mind and body cleanse All my laptops are going to be put away My internet is going to be turned off And I’m going to only drink broth for three days. 😒 No sw for three days
Have you ever escaped a situation by chance In 1999 I was in the city of Toba Tek Singh My grandad came to pick me up from my aunts house. We travelled all the way to my grand dads house which was four hours away. When we arrived the next day we got a phone call that there had been a giant...See More »