It’s really annoying how no one understands he was never my father.Dealing with relatives during the funeral has been extra annoying especially since he’s gonna be there and try and cause some shit. Everyone keeps saying “well he’s still your father” as if they have any idea. That pos was never my father, fathers...See More »
Why do people still want to talk to me?I try to be unapproachable and nontalkative but I still have to deal with one coworker who insists on talking to me and asking me stupid questions. Maybe I should just walk around with a knife 24/7.
Why does death have to be so exhausting and expensive for the living?Why can’t someone just die and that be it!? Doing all this stuff is going to kill me!
If you don’t hear from meI’ve snapped and killed my roommate finally. He has some random person hanging out with him and it’s way to late for this shit. I’m to sick and exhausted for this crap.
Ugh exercising and counting calories and stuff is so annoyingI need 40 more grams of protein and 670 more calories and it’s already so late! I should just be lazy.
You ever have one of those days at work?I swear the next person to piss me off is getting a punch to the nose. Stop making me do others work just because their lazy and stop stealing my food and drinks. *tears out hair*
I just got back from a long tiring day at workAnd found cat puke on my bed 😑 why do I put up with them again?
I don’t know if I should be worried the person behind me stopped so abruptly at the red light….On the sidewalk…. In their car 🚗.
If someone steals your stuff from the refrigerator thats a good reason to punch them right?I have a lot of rage about this so everyone better be on guard.
Funny how one jerk can ruin a good day for you.I mean my days still perfectly good but it would have been better if he wasn’t an idiot.
Does anyone else have a cat that only climbs on you when your working on your laptop?The rest of the time she wants nothing from me but when I’m working on my computer she jumps on me and physically attempts to stop me 🙄.
You ever wonder if there’s some science experiment your a part of and don’t know it?I think this sometimes before I finally sleep and wonder if I need better medication.
Can you pretend to be me for a bitAnd do my job for me. I have four times the normal amount of work today and one of the elevators isn’t working. I’m already tired and probably gonna end up getting attacked by a serial killer when I find a body of their victim in their tub.
Have you prepared the sacrifices for the rabbit goddess today in order to lull her back to sleep for another year and maybe provide a good harvest?If not then why the hell not!? Hop to it buddy!
Why must I be so awkward?I could probably be very charming and delightful if I wasn’t so awkward and weird.
Turkeys are a lot bigger when their close to you! Idk if it’s because I haven’t seen one in a while but these ones I saw today seemed huge!
Ugh having gas at the gym really sucks.It’s the really silent but smelly kind too and am trying not to fart on anyone! 🤢
Is it to much to ask for some peace and quiet when I get back from work?No my roommate has to listen to his music loudly and I have to hear everything. I’ve worked 10 hours today and am starting to think I might be capable of murder after all.
Does anyone else have a cat who snoresI’m listening to her snore under my bed right now and it’s so funny 😹