It’s official. I am beyond tired and have lost all sense.I have slept so little I had to use an emergency smelling salt to wake myself up. Between my damn shoulder and this constant gas for days I’m like a zombie in a daze mixed with a duck mixed with something else I’m not able to think of because I’m so...See More »
I’ve had such a stressful weekSo tonight after a long workday I decided screw it! I’m just gonna eat delicious snack food, sit on my ass and play video games. I don’t want to think about anything for the rest of the night and will not be giving a shit about anything.
Utterly ridiculousI’ve been playing phone tag for weeks with the doctors because they can’t find my insurance information on their list just so I can start the process of even setting up an appointment. Meanwhile whatever’s wrong with me is getting worse and I now...See More »
Can you do some discounts surgery on me?Or just free? I’m pretty sure my left shoulders torn and going to the doctor is taking forever to set up. I can pay you in lollipops or maybe some cooked chicken.
Anyone know any treatments for a torn shoulder?I’ve been putting it off for months but slamming it against the wall doesn’t help anymore so I’m out of ideas.
Anyone want to be my roommate?I’m pretty sure that my current one is either in jail or dead so I guess I need a new one.
So apparently the herbal mix I use to strengthen my hands has vinegar in itAnd when you do training that cuts and tears your hands it really hurts on them 🤦🏻♂️. Why can’t I just be a normal person who has fun on their days off?
I just spent two hours cleaning paint off the floorAnd it’s still in the carpet and over my clothes. I’m so sweaty and exhausted I almost puked, I need a vacation.
How stupid and thick headed can someone be?Stop asking me out and stop just hanging around where I am. It is not cute, it is not funny and I am not going to magically change my mind. I cannot stand you and you annoy me. I never thought I would be someone who has to deal with this crap since...See More »
Everything tastes weird todayIdk if they changed some of the stuff at work but it tastes different and the chicken sandwich I had did too. Maybe I died and don’t realize it. 🧐🤔
It feels like no one will ever call you back these days.Seriously is it that hard to return a phone call? Its like they don’t want to have any business or something.
I was gonna write something whimsical or thoughtfulBut then I forgot what it was and am not caffeinated enough yet to care.
I just spent about 30 minutes swatting fruit flies with an electric flyswatter.I have no idea where their coming from but they suddenly invaded my bathroom and it means war!
Seeing my cousin after so long is so weird!Last time I saw him before last month he was half my height and still pretending I was a dinosaur who would chase him and now he’s a senior in high school with facial hair! 😭 he’s gotten so big so fast!
I forgot the ice cream again! 😭I keep leaving it in the freezer at work and even though I set reminders I don’t see them!
This gas is worse than the ringing in my ears 😑My body hates me I swear to god! Right as I go to sleep. At least I have a furry cat to keep me company.
I think today is that day I finally snapi swear EVERYTHING is trying to piss me off. My stupid coworker making me so angry I wanted to punch them, I finally get home and the toilet appears to be leaking, my idiot roommate wanting a ride even when he owes me hundreds of dollars, even my...See More »
Now my coworker is calling me outside of work.Why can they not get it through their head I can’t stand them and want them to leave me alone? They constantly hand around me at work, ask me the stupidest questions when dealing with them and are quite a bit older than me. I do everything I can to a...See More »
That it I’ve had enoughI’m tracking down whoever keeps stealing my drinks and confronting them and possibly hurting them.
Don’t you love it when all these relatives suddenly want to be there for you and care so muchOnly after someone related has died. I could have used some help and people who cared during the worst times of my life before this. Of course some of the worst times of my life were caused by them yet it’s funny how they don’t mention any of that...See More »