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My yoga teacher came from Jamaica.

She teaches the Pilates Of The Caribbean

What's the German word for bra?

Stoppemfrumfloppen.

Did you know Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.

It's a Pita Parka.

What do you call a starving hippo in Budapest?

A hungry Hungary hippo.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

They have no balls to scratch.

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

Somebody broke into my house and only stole my coffee, my lamp and my parrot.

I don't know how they sleep at night.

Nothing starts with N and ends with G.

Prove me wrong.

What has 4 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters?

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Is it weird that I'm in my 30s and have a crush on a woman who is a fictional character?

Is cereal soup?

Since TikTok might or will get banned. I will be active on here.

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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

Thought of the Day

We humans lost the wisdom of genuinely resting and relaxing. We worry too much. We don't allow our bodies to heal, and we don't allow our minds and hearts to heal.

What does a truck driver and a pornstar have in common?

They both get paid by the load.

If two vegans were in an argument, is it still considered beef?

My friend's girlfriend inherited money so they can be together soon, but it's asking a little money. Does this considered a scam?

What does a man supposed to do about an argument in a relationship?

Stop pronouncing the T when you speak English

Police have arrested the World tongue twister Champion.

They said he'll be given a tough sentence.

I was going to tell a joke about time traveling.

But you guys didn't like it.

I've decided that from January 1st, I'll only be watching videos in 1080p or higher.

It's my New Year's Resolution

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year.

But then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

My New Year's resolution is to procrastinate.

I'll start tomorrow.

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