Why such peculiar situation always occurs to the most refined and handsome man like I...I didn't meant to be rude in this matter, I have a feeling that, erm, my breeches is, always, wet. Have I been picked on by some juveniles around here? If so, where would they hide since I was in the public conveyance or the witch?
Why are music these days sounds like..Someone cutting a tree with a chainsaw? Where are the sounds of violins, trumpets and pianos?
I am a dandy here...Do you prefer to use bushes or didet. No I mean, bedet. No that's not it! Bidet! Yeth, bee-day! Or bee-day?
Woulde ye slap the bass or..Slap someone with your humble bass? My humble suggestion is: It's better to fry them instead, scrumptious.
Why am I so handsome and refined?That when I looked in the mirror, I almost fell in love with myself in the mirror. He is so elegant, charming and well-dressed. I love that brown floral cravat he worn with his purple silk brocade waistcoat. He also wear the finest dark-brown ankle...See More »
Is it acceptable for the most refined man like me to wear a top hat when playing football?So I still look most refind, handsome player. Although, I am not quite good at running. Hope I didn't lost my legs during the match.
I am a dandyWhat soap do you use? I am using either carbolic or coal tar soap for my daily stand-up wash.
Show me the way to go home'm tired and I want to go to bed I had a little drink about an hour ago And it's gone right to my head Everywhere I roam Over land or sea or foam Ye can always hear me singing this song Said show me the way to go home.
Where did ye buy thy...Poet shirts? Do you like them? Is it long enough to be able to gathered or tucked between the legs, so it acts as boxers or briefs, as well?
Who Enjoyed Watching Boris Getting A Mauling In The Commons Today?I am the most refined, handsome and well-dressed man in the parliament... No objections...
Truuuly scrumptious!You're, truly, truly scrumptious! Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait When you're near us It's so delicious
Is it possible to fluent in Swedish by...Having swedish turnips in a tub with only a top hat and a monocle on? This is the most daunting, and dangerous, task. Since I wear layers and it takes me almost twenty minutes to get ready. Also, like bathing, staying in a tub filled with water is...See More »
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