Could you kindly explain why I am a man of wit?Is it due to the fact that I simplified the practice of counting from 1 to 100 {1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11(1),22(2),33(3),44(4),55(5)}? I bath or wash my hair once a month? Or the extra-long thick wool frockcoat I am wearing along with the 12-inch top...See More »
I saw a witch! What shou'd I do?I was chopping my lamb glands and sheep brains in the kitchen. I saw a cone-like shadow passed behind me. There's a witch in my dwelling! What shoulde I do? Should I send her to the magistrate or just lock her in a cellar with a crate of brussel...See More »
How do I console my true love?So she won't cut my finger again. The last time, we had a natter then we played hide and seek in the kitchen. Then, I noticed bleedings from deep-cut wounds somewhere on my palm and my fingers. I think she wasnt happy with the hide and seek game....See More »
Is it acceptable?Is it acceptable to run around the town and laugh like "a-heh-heh-heh" ? I found that relaxing.
How many cotton balls would I need to make my face puffy?Puffy face makes me look more refined, handsome than ever.
Someone stole my brussel sprouts again!I lost my brussel sprouts again! If my calculation was correct, I hath got 13 brussel sprouts in my topper and 2 in my coffin but now I hath only 10! Where the dooth they go?
The size conundrum.I would like to show my neighbours; my humble collection of brussel sprouts. Would a regular-sized window enough?
The Earth is cube-shaped!I hath successfully proved that the Earth is of a cube shape. I went strolling for three kilometers. I noticed that everythi g is flat. If a map was flat, therefore, the earth is cubed!
How shoulde I properly milk a pigeon?I hath one humble pigeon. I expect it to produce dairy. Its been almost a month now. It seems to struggle to produce any. Could you kindly suggest a solution to this?
What pony player shou'd the most refined man like me own?I hath not phonies but I hath got ponies and, a refined man like me, love to play with my little ponies.
When will I turn 115? I couldn't wait to get those brussel sprouts.I am really proud of how mature I am. I shall declare that I am the oldest and the most refined, handsome man on earth. I couldn't wait to get a bucket of brussel sprouts on my birthday.
I hath successfully stole a Skittles bar from Sainbury's Local what should I reward myself with?I did it without getting caught. Yeth! A refined man like me woulde never get sentenced to jail for doing nothing wrong. Shoulde I reward myself with a capon?
7-inch or 12-inch?Which one made me look more like a professional business man, a 7-inch or a 12-inch top hat? I am wearing an extra-long thick wool frockcoat.
Would I lose a shilling for nothing?I thought this would be in the finance section. If a refined man like me put a shilling along with another shilling in a jar without seawater, would it be a shilling? Or should I get a penny and a fiver (a shilling is probably out-of-fashion).
Why would people still think 11, 22, 33, 44 exist?A man of wit like me very assured that they are 1,2,3,4 since we have got only 10 fingers. 11 is impossible!
What would you do this weekend?Ha ha! A-hee a-hee! I am going to get brussel sprouts and new laid-eggs from a cow and diary from pigeons for a week for nothing.
A missing penny.I hath put a penny in a seawater now I hath got another penny but another is missing. What the doth could possibly go wrong? Should I put another penny or just put a shilling into the sea water?
Have I found a hidden brussel sprout?I hath put six brussel sprouts in a crate but, to my surprise, one was missing. Then I just realised that one was in the top hat of the most refined man on earth, it is I. A man of wit!
Is my fellow of a strange, unsound mind person?He said he would like his skin tanned and he baths two times a day! He hath been cursed and need be treated in Bedlam. For a humble opinion of I, bathing is detrimental to health. Although I bath only once a month, I hath got a cold from bathing but...See More »
What kind of pen shoulde I use to write to my true love, a quill or a dip pen?I went to Sainsbury's Local. I couldn't find any 13-inch turkey feathers. Not even a single nib for my dip pen. How inferior these stores are! Now what shall I, the most refined man, use for writing letters to my true love?
Is it of a very sound mind for a refined man like me to wear a 12-inch top hat while swimming in a pool with the crowd?I would not take my wool union suit off though. Otherwise, I am exposed. Second thought: I shall taking a nice miniature wooden boat with I, so I can get into the pool with my clothes on. Hmm... Maybe I could just watch them swimming. I am the most...See More »