What did you have for breakfast?I had Quick strawberry milk with some Goldfish cracker chasers. Yummmm..E! 🙂
Having purchased a new device of some sorts.. [I Smoke Weed]Do you read all the instructions, warrantees, terms of service crap in the box? Im just now thumbing through said crap that came in an iPhone box I got six months ago.... Technically nearly committing the same mistake that Adam/Eve couple made....See More »
Are you ambidextrous? [I'm A Lefty]It's like I have one hand that can do everything! And it's near identical twin that can't accomplish jack squat on its own.
Question for vegetariands...You wanna save animals right. I love animals to. But you're attempting to save them by eating all their grub?
You ever find that, on average you tend to trust those who like big butts?On account'a you know...that they cannot lie?
Where might your opinions be?Younger dudes! Pull your damn pants up!!! We need to see the shape of your ass!! Older Gents!! Drop them trou a bit!! We do not need to see the shape of the pants yabbies!! Carry on
Can you successfully keep house plants alive?I feel as though my apartment is a plant hospice. Easing transition so plants can go to Jesus.
Are you a flat earth believer ? [I Smoke Weed]Don't you think cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now? 😹
In terms of Trump vs Biden and a familiar "forking* preference.. [I Am Not Politically Correct - I'M Just Correct] Might it just come down to top or bottom?
You ever wonder why it's called Scooby Doo? [I Smoke Weed]I mean as a team member that dog didn't do shit really. Should'a called it Velma. She was on point pullin' those masks off. Js
Please get comfy on the couch... [I Love Psychology] So you're saying you're really crazy bout that shit? Oh my... What was it, and how did it make you feel?
Did you know if you just squeeze half a bottle of hand sanitizer in your bra...That shizzzz really tingles?
I been up...I been down..take my word..my way arooooound... I ain't askin' for much...mmm If you said, Lord, take me downtown.. Are you just lookin' for some tush?
What can I double dip ya? [I Love Ice Cream] Humphry Slocombe's Secret Breakfast. Made with Whiskey and Cornflakes. Sounds odd but it'll make you feel as if an angel used your whole face as a glory hole.
On a scale of 1 to John Wick... How much do you love your pet? [I Love Jellyfish] Can't cuddle but gets plenty love.
Even stop and consider what we as a multi generational populationare gonna leave behind for Kieth Richards and Willie Nelson? #awesomseniors
Wait..are you kidding me right now? Of course size matters !! [I Need a Voice Activated Coffeemaker]Who buys a damn small coffee!!! I need a coffee the size of my ass please!! Duh!!
If they announced that Doggie Style was a new political party.. [I Am Not Politically Correct - I'M Just Correct]Would you get behind it 100%?
And love a good quote: [I Smoked Pot]Coincidence is Gods way of remaining anonymous. Albert Einstein Stephen Hawkins died on 3/14... The most common number for infinity. It was Einstein's birthday. Both were 76.
You ever get stressed?...you might eat all the damn cookies.. [I Smoked Weed]...half a cake... some pie maybe. Stressed... Spelled backwards.. Desserts 😲..OMF! #worldconspiracycheck
I may know a little about you..But I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a few months on SW. Skills that make me a nightmare for...See More »
