So Tomi Lahren, little miss "free speech warrior", wants someone fired for a tweet they posted making fun of some shit Paul Ryan said.What happened, Tomi? What happened to all that "I don't care about your feelings, I'm a defender of the First Amendment, don't be a triggered liberal snowflake" stuff you talk about? Where'd all that go now?
I'm 23 years old, I've been an adult for a while......and yet I still can't get over the fact that because of my age, I can eat ice cream and chocolate cake for breakfast and nobody in the world can tell me I can't.
So a funny thing. You guys saw my post from earlier about that goofy cop who threatened me this morning?I was telling my dad about it and he told me that a police officer stopped him at that exact same street corner years ago and was acting like a total weirdo. He said he could smell alcohol on the cop's breath even. Right at the same spot where I got...See More »
A police officer just threatened to arrest me for loitering because I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop.What a brave man, truly earning his salary serving and protecting 🙄😒
This hoe I go to school with keeps posting selfies on snap and saying she "looks like a sexy snack."Biiiiiiiiitch get over yourself, you look like a black ass Sour Patch Kid.
Corn tortillas or flour tortillas?I like them both but I like the flour ones better because they're chewier. Corn tortillas don't get soggy as easily but I don't like wet juicy meat on my tacos so that doesn't bother me.
I Have a Story to TellThe best thing ever happened today and I'm still cracking up over it. So there's this guy who goes to my university and recently he decided he was gonna dump his girlfriend. I don't know what it was but apparently she did something bad and he found...See More »
I Hate WarSo the US Department of Defense just released a statement. They've calculated that the American "war on terror" has cost on average two hundred and fifty million dollars per day for the last sixteen years. Yes, you read that correctly...two hundred...See More »
What picture do you use for your cellphone wallpaper? I use this movie poster from "A Clockwork Orange" cropped to fit my screen.
I just woke up and heard about the church shooting today.I wish I could put on a mask and a cape and be a superhero and go save the world from things like this. I wish I could I swoop in and save the day. But I can't.
Does anyone remember that video of the lady on the Amazing Race who accidentally nailed herself in the face with a flying watermelon?I was just thinking about that again. I remember when that video went viral lol
I Am Not RacistWhite IS better than brown...if you're dealing with heroin, of course. Everyone knows the best heroin comes from Chinese poppies and is devoid of any color, hence why it's called "China white." Cheap low quality heroin comes from Central America, and...See More »
I Love SportsWhen the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup in 2013, a classmate of mine was upset because he was rooting for the other team, the Boston Bruins. The day of the championship parade, he posted a photo to social media of himself wearing his Boston...See More »
But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends."