The modern era has its ups and down, but a major one is that access to information makes it unnecessary to ask your parents awkward things.I was just watching an episode of an old sitcom and there's a scene where this boy is gonna go to a school dance but he doesn't know how to slow dance and so his mom teaches him how and its super uncomfortable. If that had been filmed today, it...See More »
God I hate car alarms.There's a minivan that parks on my block and its car alarm just goes off for no reason, it does it repeatedly all damn night long, it's been going for like fifteen minutes now.
I love it when two of the best roasters in your gang of friends decide to start capping with each other.It's like seeing two silverback gorillas go toe to toe.
I'm shocked that Deadpool 2 got good reviews; the only thing critics seem to hate more than superhero movies is sequels.And seeing as how this was both of those things, I thought Rotten Tomatoes and IMBd were going to tear it to shreds.
I hate the #FatAcceptance movement as much as the next irate borderline sociopath on an internet forum, but we really do bully fat people too much.Like, I get it, it can be pretty funny to tease someone for being a fatty, but seriously. We're ugly af for all the trash talk we throw at fat people. We gotta knock it off with that.
I've survived organ failure, festering bullet wounds, and a multitude of broken bones, and yet hangnails are STILL the most painful thing to me.When you try to bite that mf off your finger and it rips. Jeeeeeeeesus Christ.
Now that I've finally got WiFi again, I need to name my network.I can't decide between Bill_Wi_The_Science_Fi or Pretty_Fly_For_A_WiFi
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen now I gotta tell you...about the fabulous...most groovy...BELL BOTTOMS *drum fill* BELL BOTTOMS *drum fill* BELL BOTTOMSSSSSSSS *guys yelling*
Grilled cheese and fries and soup at 3:00 a.m. at the same diner...I really haven’t changed since high school.
Mother’s Day is tomorrow. Makes me miss my own mother.She deserved a lot better than this world gave her.
Kat is the most annoying and useless character in any Halo game to date.All she does is suck up to Carter, fail in combat, and then talk tough.
Amy Schumer pretending she’s the first woman to host an SNL is so cringy.She’s like the Donald Trump of feminists.