You people are sensitive af.Someone just ended a friendship with me and said I lack a sense of humor because I said samoyed dogs are ugly. A grown ass man got offended over this.
Glenn Danzig is probably the only guy on Earth who can sing a song about beating the shit out of his girlfriend and make it sound awesome.
@Japan, don't feel bad about losing to Belgium. World Cup soccer is for sissy bitches. Y'all would still crush them in a game of baseball.
When she has a bible verse in her bio but all her pics are heavily filtered Instagram and Snapchat selfies.
I Like HistoryYou know that old phrase about people who don't know history are destined to repeat it? I think the clearest example of that maxim in the real world is the current state of Israel. Benjamin Netanyahu's right hand guy is a man named Moshe Feiglin. And...See More »
I Like PoliticsI wanna talk for a second about the political spectrum. Something I hear a lot from people is an opposition to "the left" or "leftists", and when asked for specifics, often the American democratic party comes up. Democrats are NOT leftists. They're...See More »
Honestly, gold doesn't look that good on most people and so it surprises me how common it is worn.It looks tacky on like 70% of people who wear it.
Marci's gang banging ass just pulled a gun on a group of kids. Wtf was she thinking.We were walking down the block and it began to rain so Marci started running faster to get inside, and this group of kids on the other side of the street yelled "run cracker, run!" to heckle her. So she pulls a goddamn revolver on them. In broad...See More »
I'm so anxious right now because there was a big ass wasp flying around in my house earlier.My dad tried to swat it but missed, and it flew behind this glass cabinet and we haven't seen it since. I'm absolutely terrified of wasps and I keep thinking it's gonna pop out at me any moment whenever I open a cabinet or pick up an object from the...See More »
OH MY GOD GUYS GUESS WHAAAAATTTTTTMY SISTER JUST GOT HER HANDS ON 20 HALF STICKS I'M SO EXCITED THAT I'M YELLING
I Like PoliticsAll the democrats chasing their tails over "Russian collusion" and trying to find grounds to impeach Donald Trump because he's "Putin's puppet" are not only wasting their time, they're ignoring the scandals right in front of their faces. Don't...See More »
Honestly, guys, I'm part of the LGBT+ community considering I'm asexual, and I think it's fine to just keep the letters LGBT.We don't need to add more letters to it, LGBTQ or LGBTQIA or whatever, the point of the term "LGBT" is to have a short word to represent people who aren't strictly heterosexual. If you really want to, add the + to the end of it. LGBT+ gets the...See More »
Lmao @ Sean Hannity commenting on Ocasio-CortezHe puts up a screen with some bullet points showing her various platform goals, including universal education, ending costly overseas military action, creating jobs with infrastructure overhaul, and only allowing clean publicly financed elections....See More »
I had the most bizarre dream last night.I was roaming around in the desert with a guy, I don't know who it was but in the dream I knew him good, like he was my friend. And we were wearing army drabs, like soldiers wear, and we had guns. We were walking around in the sand and hot weather,...See More »
There was this kid in my high school named Damarcus and he was the most hood person in my class.He used to call the school "the hood" and the hallway was "the block" and the teachers were "the cops". He referred to the bathroom as "the trap" and parent-teacher conference was "being in court."
Thank you, basic White hoes, for ruining autumn by being as extra as possible about it."urghhhhhh I love pumpkin spice latte soooooooo much." *takes picture of fall leaves with iPhone for Instagram* "Omg photography is mai liiiiiiiiife." "This is perfect weather for wearing leggings and cuddling my boyfriend."
ICE detained a French-Canadian for two weeks because she accidentally crossed the border between Washington state and British Columbia while jogging.Really? Are we actually doing this now? This is beyond absurd.
Here's a list of people who endorsed Joe Crowley.Facebook, Google, Humana, Blackrock, Honeywell, Anheuser-Busch, H&R Block, Capital One, Raytheon, Microsoft, CIGNA, United Technology, UPS, Phillip Morris, Intel, Citigroup, T-Mobile, Constellation brands, Cisco Systems, Covington & Burling, American...See More »