A lot of people think the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" is about the drug LSD, but John Lennon claimed it was about a drawing his son made.The truth is, the song is actually about a drawing his son made while high on LSD.
If you don't get your skin tone chicken bone Google Chrome flip phone metronome Sylvester Stallone monotone student loan......ice cream cone Auto Zone overgrown Indiana Jones chromosome Flintstone friend zone garden gnome Silver Patron hormone Doug Dimmadome headass out my face I swear to God...
"Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?????""None , their too busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂" This post was brought to you by #OverTheHillGang
So we were making Mii's on Nintendo Wii and I made a tall skinny Asian guy with red tinted sunglasses and named him Benadryl.I have no idea what I'm doing.
I have known a lot of Black people in my life and not a single one talks like the people on #Blitter do.
"It's too convenient that the COVID vaccine was developed so quickly after the government decided to put money towards it." -Conspiracy theoristsGee, it's almost like if you fund an industry, it produces results quicker than if you starve it of money. What a concept.
Let's be honest, both Rap Devil AND Killshot were trash.I don't care how much of an MGK lover or an Eminem stan you are, neither of those diss tracks were worth shit.
Nobody should be surprised about what Travis Scott did at his concert. He tried the shit here too back in 2015.Fool told the audience to jump over the fences and knock over security barriers to charge the stage. The Chicago police were on his ass in a second though.
Anyone who uses foobar2000 is a complete tool."Hurr durr but it's fully customizable" Yeah sure, so you can change the appearance of your dials and buttons, but you still get shit ass worthless audio compression.
Lol @ Janet Yellen getting sawed in half by Jon Stewart. When even a failed corporate sellout piece of shit like Stewart owns you...it's bad.It's like getting dunked on by a three foot tall midget with multiple sclerosis.
En el otro lado es donde vivi con mi hijita que se llama Mexi, y su hermana, si me querre, y la horita tenemos un bebe
Something disgusting that feels amazing is when you have phlegm in your throat and then you spit it out.It's fing nasty but it feels good.
I just realized, right now, that Azula from Avatar bends blue fire in contrast to every other character, and her name is AZUL-a. Like...blue.And she's my favorite character, too. How did I never comprehend this.
You gonna be here for a while, I'ma call me crew, you gonna call your crew, we can rendezvous at the bar around two.
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true, a tale you best hope never happens to you, of Spicy McHaggis, how he met his fate......you I can save but for him it's too late.
Bungie: "We created a revolutionary new FPS game." Also Bungie: "Oh btw we added a de-scope mechanic and now it's basically unplayable."Bungie over the course of twenty years: "We've decided to keep the de-scope mechanic in every single game we release in the series even though the entirety of the player base hates it lol"