I am the world's first NINJA WEREWOLF WHOMAN Kung fu fighting is pretty neat. Facing down some baddies, I give them the beats But my life's not perfect, this thing brings me down I have not discovered how to turn around I can't turn around, yeah I can't turn around It's too much to...See More »
The simplest solution is often the best. Sore back? Transform your boyfriend/husband into a foxThen have him walk and hop on your back to work the tension out. That's how we do it down here in cactus country mmmmmm hmmmm
The problem with Bubba's dogI have a friend named Bubba with a chocolate lab dog. He has told me that on several occasions now he goes downstairs in the middle of the night and catches it trying to walk about on two legs. Couple nights ago he was about to go to sleep when he...See More »
I Believe That The Earth May Actually Be Flat There is a phenomenon where the setting sun projects a mountain's shadow up onto the clouds. Literally impossible on a flat earth
HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY RAGTIME GALSEND ME A KISS BY WIRE BABY, MY HEART'S ON FIRE IF YA REFUSE ME HONEY YA LOSE ME THEN YOU'LL BE LEFT ALONE H BABY TELEPHONE AND TELL ME I'M YOUR OWN
There's a dark kitsune in the woodsShe can only be seen in moonlight. Black fox. Nine tails and eyes of silver. What a strange dark creature.
As followers of the druidic ways, we must EMBRACE the elementsBut after standing on the balcony in nothing but booty shorts, it occurs to me that fire/heat is also an element. Currently defrosting.
I Love Nature The world was fair, the mountains green. No stain yet on the moon was seen.. Come on out to the wild lands yall and commune with the living, breathing goddess herself. ...Like granny used to say- Praise Gaia n' pass the ammo
Here's the grand tour of my house That's not me at the end- that's some homeless guy that was couch surfing
I Have Something to Say FLAT EARTHERS: There is an austrailian pilot on youtube (Channel is Wolfie6020) He's got the flat earthers running scared lmao. They won't talk to him.
I find that I have more odd dreams on the weekendsIn this latest one I was talking to people and their faces would explode and spill out clockworks and gears as if somebody had smashed a clock with a sledgehammer. Very strange.