Why is the objective and strictly impartial BBC World Service called that when it's always operating on behalf of the Conservative Party?
When you think you see two cups when there is really only one, do you go "eeny meeny miney mo" to decide which one to use?
You said nobody move and nothing will happen. How're we going to get to the wall if we can't move?And more to the point, what happens if we DO move to the wall?
Whenever you've mentioned Domestos, has your toilet ever asked "What's Domestos" before making a belching noise?
Have you ever cleared someone's sinuses and cured their cold by throwing a Molotov cocktail into their bedroom?
Have you ever hit your head on the Special Branch, said "I don't see what's so special about that"and the tree branch replied "I've got a degree in Computer Science, that's what"?
Have you ever been round your neighbour's house to borrow a drill but he wasn't in so you broke in and ate his fishtank?And you weren't even hungry?
When was the last time two ghost bodies danced into your house, one with a boom box on its shoulder and the other with a head in each arm?The two heads arguing heatedly until one of them says "sod it" and butts the other.
Do you find it interesting, the number of biscuits that are named after revolutionaries?Garibaldi, Bourbon and Peek Freans Trotsky Assortment, to name but three.
Have you ever stuck your head out of a train window and had it knocked off by a train passing in the other direction?