Why haven't you washed your sheets since 1978?And even then you only popped them in the lav with a bar of soap and flushed it a couple of times. Why?
Just when you thought you had plumbed the very depths of tedium, a level of boredom beneath which you could not sink,has your room mate started to burble on about Tom O'Connor?
Remember when the Tory cabinet were found in that brothel discussing declining moral values?I remember it clear as a bell.
What did you do to get thrown out of the Royal Order of the Charitable Self-Publicising Showbiz Bog Otters?
When hamsters die and go to Heaven, why do they grow angles' wings instead of angels' wings?Come to think of it, what the devil are angles' wings anyway?
When your fridge exploded and blew your wig off, was that the first time you realised you wore a wig?
The sun's shining already. Doesn't it remind you of when you were little and you used to sit in the garden in only your underpants?
Did you know that the guy who used to be the manager of the penny arcade across the road became a computer on a spaceship?
When some one asks "is that the time", do you reply "no, that's a wristwatch, time is an abstract concept"?