Remember at the end of the night when a dot used to come on the telly to remind us there were no more programmes?Did you ever tape the dot when you were feeling tired so you could watch it in the morning?
Can you swim at all?I was wondering if you might swim to the chemist and get me something for my hallucinations.
Did you ever think the Beatles was a misspelling on your Beatles records?Did you think they were collectable rarities and that the normal ones were credited to the Beetles?
Have you noticed that every time you listen to "Morning Has Broken" by Cat Stevens, a van pulls up and a woman from the council gets out?
Did you ever erroneously refer to Queen Victoria as Queen Waterloo or Queen Euston?PARENTAL GUIDANCE: General viewing but may be unsuitable for young children.
Do you stuff a piece of steel pipe down your throat before you go to court, just in case you get hanged?