Is there a box of matches on your shelf that says "don't look at me, I'm irrelevant" when you look at it?
If a homicidal axe-wielding maniac threatens you and your friends, do you tell him you are all holograms?
Why can't we have a real pair of binocoliers for a change?Is it because then the aliens would know that we're watching them?
Was "The Jean Genie" the second David Bowie song to mention Major Tom (after "Space Oddity"), or was there another one in between?
Is "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" the film you would choose to watch to relieve the boredom whilst waiting for the Apocalypse?
How do you react when the bomb someone left in your kitchen splits open and a small model plane flies out?
John Lennon once said "A man with a handful of takeaways is either very hungry, or knows someone that's very hungry",so why didn't he write that as a song lyric?
Question for elderly members: the only reason you don't understand our music is because you don't like it, isn't it?
If Dexy's Midnight Runners performed a live gig in your bathroom, would you go to see them?Or would you spend all day in the living room watching Madness who just happened to be gigging there on the same day?