Do you ever look like a crackhead looking for your credit card in a walmart parking lot?I lose mine the other day and looked deranged quickly pacing up and down the rows in the lot muttering to myself.
Worst part about apartment living is?The dumbshits down the hall who always argue, the dumbshits who always blast rap, the dumbshits who leave trash bags in the hall.
I Miss My ExIt's pretty hard to get over someone you gave 17 years to. We gave each other hell especially during the final years of the relationship. I guess I should have known something was up the moment he started flaking out on me. I thought he was using...See More »
Isn't it discouraging when your hair grows back in completely grey?Once upon a time it grew in brown, then a weird salt and pepper thing was going on and now entirely gray. I didn't shave for a few days and all the stubble was all grey. Broke my heart.
Gentrification yay or nay?I don't like it. Prices people out places they call home. Pushed me out before
Is it wrong to not share a bottle of vodka someone bought you with a stranger?A week back I told some guy no and h threw an icecube at me. A love interest bought it for me and I'm not sharing it
Shouldn't we be born with warranties for our body?Lifetime warranty so if something wears out or malfunctions we can get a free replacement. Man would I love a new hip that didn t cost a metric ton of money
Why would you borrow someone else's coat to go smoke in without asking?I hate the new coworker already.
I Have a CrushAt the grocery store there is this guy who works in produce. Holy shit he makes me feel 20 again. Everytime I go I hope like hell he's working so I can just admire him from a distance. I have a sinking feeling he's not into men anyway and would never...See More »
Would you go out with someone who keeps pursuing you?There's this man who's got a good 10 years on me. He keeps showing up to the bar I frequent, keeps trying to shower me with free drinks and keeps trying to pick me up. He has said things like I want to protect and hold you. I'm on the fence about...See More »
I Legally Changed My Name.A few years ago I changed my name to astro legally. I felt my given name didn t belong to me. Besides astro was a name i had been going by for decades anyway. Earl is dead and never coming back.
I Hate SnitchesI got cornered by an undercover type cop the other day because someone snitched on me for tagging a city mural. He asked if I was the one in question and made a comment about how you don't see too many people around with hair like mine. I denied...See More »