My life is in shambles nowI've joined the ranks of the old and confused. Everytime I go somewhere I never remember where I parked the car. I feel like a grandpa with Alzheimer's or dementia. I just draw a blank and wander aimlessly with my clicker out hoping to hear my alarm....See More »
Did you ever just wake up one day and the way you talk had changed?I used to talk differently now there seems to be a permanent slur to my words.
I Am Irritated As HellWaiting waiting and more waiting for this k to finish cooking. It takes forever and ever. I keep checking the oven and I swear I'm going to be old once it's done.
I Dont Tell My Parents AnythingI share somethings with my mom because she's a lot more easy going and accepting of things. She knows I like to party. However I keep my dad in the dark about all of it. He does not need to know that his son is out partying and using drugs. He would...See More »
I Hate When Someone Hate MeMy best friends mom hates me. How do I know? She told me to my face she doesn't like me. Why? She thinks I'm a terrible person and accused me of making her son materialistic and a drug addict. Excuse me? I didn't do anything. I can't make anyone...See More »
I Am So Mad Right NowSo my hairline is starting to recede and I am madmax beyond thunder-dome angry. I know it's just hair but damn I will look like crap bald. I am too young for this crap. This is supposed to happen to 40 year olds not those under 30. I'm extra mad...See More »
Why the hell is my hairline starting to recede?Wtf I'm not even middle aged this shouldn't be happening yet.
What kind of music do you hate most?I hate most classic rock. A lot of it reminds me of those gross dive bars that play bob seger all the time with old fat guys with motorcycles, mullets, mustaches and king of the hill hank hill
I Need to VentGood god people what is with you? I'm sitting here swiping for my life on tindr and nothing. I swear to satan the universe wants me to die alone. Nobody likes me in bars, nobody likes me in clubs, nobody likes me at work and I'm bombing online also....See More »
What store do you hate the most in the mall?LUSH stores omg I love the products and whatnot but the damn salespeople are on you like white on rice. Let me breathe people I want to look in peace.
I Need to VentAlright lovely customers if you know so much more than I do and can do my job in your sleep then why are you bothering me? You have all the answers don't you? Go solve your own problems then. Why no I am not being sassy or rude I am explaining policy...See More »
What is a job you would seriously suck at?Construction worker because I am not to be trusted with power tools or heavy machinery.
What will you never get rid of?My collection of childhood dance costumes. I don't care if I'm too big to fit into them I want to keep them forever for memories sake.
Chest pains are not fun ok?I had some this morning but they went away after an hour or so. They weren't severe just mild pangs. I get those sometimes.
I Have A Random Story To TellI was out to eat at a Mexican restaurant with some friends once. I was k'd out of my mind to the point I passed out face down into what was left of my enchiladas. Kholes are fun kids.
How can anybody stand living in the country?First off there is nothing to do except stare at fields of corn all day long. Your neighbors are probably hillbillies who marry their sisters and probably smoke meth. Everyone knows your business, which would seriously get on my last nerve. Did I...See More »