I Sold My Soul to Satan
I would love to offer myself to Satan. Too bad he's as fictional as that Jesus bastard. But if he weren't ... I'd be all his.
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JonathanC · 61-69, M
And another jerkwad gets blocked by me.
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
Jesus is cool man.
JonathanC · 61-69, M
@Butterflykisses24 Jesus is a dick. Fuck him.
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JonathanC · 61-69, M
@Qwerty14 That cocksucker Jesus was as real as Dumbledore. At least Harry Potter was entertaining. If I had to choose a fictional world to follow, it would be Harry Potter, not that Jesus fuck.
If Satan were real, I'd be all in for the goodies that his followers think they're getting.
If Satan were real, I'd be all in for the goodies that his followers think they're getting.
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