I Do Stupid Things When I'M Drunk

Been many years since i’ve been drunk, as i’ve been tea-total, as they say, for a long while now....

That’s because I used to drink to excess....and then some! Stupid things? Like.....pick a fight, fall over backwards.....actually, once I was told I fell over FORWARDS.....and that was someone opening a car door and me tripping (??!!) over it and falling flat on my face!

Ooopsy!

So....bit of a dork with the drink.....so it’s best that I stopped.....

M x