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I Will Tell You 10 Things About Me

1) I'm 5'7 without heels
2) I'd shave one side of my head if I liked one of my ears
3) I have a tattoo on the right side of my neck
4) I live in England
5) I don't like tea
6) I've never met the queen
7) I have straight, white teeth
8 ) I poo at work so I get paid to poo
9) I have a dog called Brap
10) I tried travelling on the hood of a car but long story short I fell off and got ran over.
Bye.

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Raythedevil · 56-60, M

5' 9.5" tall (don't wear heels)

Full head of hair, very little grey in it yet.

No tattoos.

Live in the USA.

Love coffee, tea is ok.

Never met any President in person (nor the Queen or any other royalty).

Semi-straight slightly yellow teeth.

Don't work at all, semi-retired.

No dogs, many cats.

Stay off of cars and I don't drive. Sometimes ride in cars that other people are driving. When I was 12 (or 13), I did fall off the top of a truck that was hauling cardboard for recycling purposes. This was a long time ago, before recycling was so prevalent as it is now.

americanmeg · F

Sorry you got run over but travelling on the hood of a car seems a dumb thing to do!

Pineapple · 100+, F

@americanmeg: I'm a clever person who does dumb things

urbancowboy · M

Pleasure meeting you

Pineapple · 100+, F

@urbancowboy: howdy ✋🏼

TheeOriginalAmazingsEXLover · M

Your profile pic, boy, you're fine,.

okaybut · 56-60, M

Did it hurt? 👻

asproyUrg · 41-45, M

Pooing at work is the only way to do it IMO
I take it people ask if you've met the queen since your from england?

Pineapple · 100+, F

@asproyUrg: absolutely. And I've actually had from an a few Americans "I know someone from the uk. Their name is ____, do you know them?".... just how tiny do people think the uk is 🤔

asproyUrg · 41-45, M

Some of them think that coming to Canada is going overseas lol
Molson Canadian made a commercial a few years back about the stereotypes of Canada, including 'No I dont know Jim or Nancy from Canada' LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pASE_TgeVg8

Coppercoil · M

Pretty sure not only do you like tea but you had tea with the queen. I also enjoy a good paid poop. Bravo!

TheeOriginalAmazingsEXLover · M

@Coppercoil:
Veryyy, classy?

MrBlueGuy

Number 10 doesn't sound like a long story at all it sounds like you encapsulated it pretty well XD

UserNameSW · 46-50, M

Thanks for sharing, I'll think differently when someone tells me get had a crappy day at work from now on

Itsmrsockmonkey · M

#8.. haha.. good way to think of work.#10.. I've ridden on the hood of a car. It had a lot of wax on it, yeah I busted my bum

Dewms

You are tall 😲
Brap sounds cute 💕
Why #10? Why'd you do it? 😱

Pineapple · 100+, F

Because now when I watch an action movie and someone dramatically jumps onto a car hood all shooting at people and shit, I can say "I've done that. Not the shooting bit, but the other bit". Life experiences and all that.

Dewms

@Pineapple: WOOOW! Lol thats pretty cute😲

TheWhiteRabbit

10) I tried travelling on the hood of a car but long story short I fell off and got ran over.
😂

SW-User

Haha I love number 8 lol and ouch number 10

HeyNow · 46-50, M

Lol @ Paid to Poo. Never thought of it like that.

Raythedevil · 56-60, M

You're quite interesting.

luvin2flirt · 61-69, M

You are a cool lady...Like that

Degbeme · 70-79, M

You get paid for pooing. I`m jealous. :p

SW-User

You're certainly unique 😎😁

bhatjc · 46-50, M

long live the union jack

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Peaches · F

LOVE #8. 😆💩🤣

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Retrofusion81 · 41-45, M

😂😂

Reboot · 46-50, M

Any wounds from getting run over? Love how you got the shades going for the poo comment. ;)

Pineapple · 100+, F

Luckily my friend/manager braked quickly so only my foot got ran over. It swelled and hurt but I didn't go to A&E or anything. It was a couple of months ago and my ankle still hurts from it. Probably ligament damage or something.

bhatjc · 46-50, M

on 10 where you the one driving the car

Pineapple · 100+, F

@bhatjc how would I drive a car AND be on the hood of it? 😂 My manager was driving, I was sat on the car, I fell off and got ran over (:

bhatjc · 46-50, M

@Pineapple [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgE63sfEblo] ghost riding

Gubbe · 41-45, M

But you like fish n chips? Am I right or am I right!

Pineapple · 100+, F

@Gubbe: true story

SW-User

I thought 4 and 5 were mutually exclusive?

SW-User

No.5.. how is this possible!?

SW-User

good

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