I Will Tell You 10 Things About Me

1.) Born at a very young age.
2.) Here to serve?. the cat overlord.
3.) I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.
4.) Just another paper cut survivor.
5.) My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and sweatpants.
6.) Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.
7.) Recovering ice cream addict.
8.) Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
9.) Living vicariously through myself.
10.) I will go into survival mode if tickled.