I Like Jokes And RiddlesI was walking down the street and I stopped by a construction site to see a guy hammering on the roof..... He called me a paranoid little weirdo in Morris code with his hammer! I was so offended!
I Like Jokes And RiddlesImagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
I Like Jokes And RiddlesA cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
I Like Jokes And RiddlesWhat do you call an artist with a great sense of humor? an Artasia @GlitterBug
I Like Jokes And RiddlesWho Let the Farts Out...... A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel...See More »
I Like Jokes And RiddlesIt's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I Like Jokes And RiddlesA man walks into a high-end, fancy restaurant (you know the ones, which will coat food in gold leaf, and serve exotic and out-of-the-ordinary meals) in order to order a delicious soup which he'd heard so much about. He orders the soup, and it is...See More »
I Like Jokes And RiddlesWhy do they call it a diet? Because a piece of you dies every day you're on it.
I Like Jokes And Riddles" Mojo !". I`m 70 now and at my age, things do go rather slack, So I sent for some `Viagra` pills, to get my `mojo` back, I didn`t tell the missus, my idea I did disguise, I thought that she would like it when she saw my big surprise. The pills came...See More »
I Like Jokes And RiddlesWhat's the difference between a piano, a fish and a bucket of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
I Like Jokes And RiddlesDid you hear about the farmer who fed his cattle dynamite? So A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL!