I Like Jokes And Riddles

A man walks into a high-end, fancy restaurant (you know the ones, which will coat food in gold leaf, and serve exotic and out-of-the-ordinary meals) in order to order a delicious soup which he'd heard so much about. He orders the soup, and it is delivered to him on a silver platter, hot and steaming. He has taken only a sip when he addresses the waiter who brought the food to him with a complaint:

"Sir, there's a fly in my soup."

The waiter looks down at the soup, to see a fly, dead and splayed out floating on a bay leaf that was in the soup. He straightens up, and replies curtly:

"Well, yes sir, that's the garnishing."