I Have a Warped Sense of Humor

Okay, dokay, so there was , minding my own business, doin, important man stuff, ya know, like farting and beer drinking and video game playing and cussing and such and here comes my wife.

What does SHE do??? Well I'm glad ya asked ..
She suggests that I prepare the evening meal tomorrow, because she sprained her wrist.
Me! A dude, doing wuminz work???
So I saiz to her,
"HOW DARE YOU, YOU INSOLENT WOMIN! I AINT DOING NO WUMINZ WURK ! NOW GO GIT ME ANOTHER BEER!!!"

What does she do??? Well, I'm glad ya asked! She tells me she loves my oven baked fried chicken and that my dirty taters are divine!
Me! Actually giving ME a menu to work off!!!
HOW DARE HER?!?! WHAT GALL! WHAT BRAZE. IMPUDANCE!! That is unmediated odacity at it's worse!!!
I'd stay here and whine some more, ... Abut I gotta go the prepare the rub for my chicken tommorow...
So much for testosterone ...