I Have a Warped Sense of Humor

Then and now.

Me at 18: I can't wait to get out and explore!!!
Me at 50: I can't wait to get home and nap.

Me at 18: I need to drop some acid, woot woo!
Me at 50: I need to drop some antacids ....

Me at 18: Ima head to the nearest club and pick me up a few women.
Me at 50: Ima head to the liquor store and pick up a few beers.

Me at 18: *lifts shirt,'DAMN JUST LOOK AT THIS 6 PACK!
Me at 50: *lifts shirt* damn, look at this keg*. ..

Me at 18: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE !!!
Me at 50: Yeah, I know better...

Anyone think of anymore?